i’ll be my own father
Having a close relationship with my dad means that I occasionally imagine a scene, when my non-existent suitor is being interrogated by the old man.
My lover will be fiddling with the arrangement of his hair, worried that he doesn’t look like he’s going to be able to provide for me. He will try to smoothen his freshly-ironed shirt off those micro wrinkles, and he would be wondering if his suave tie is straight enough or if his lint-free dress pants are showing too much of his matching socks. (Yeah, DUH, of course I expect my future significant other to have a good sense of fashion.) All the rehearsed lines would be running through his head: "Yes, sir. I do love her very very much," "No sir, I would never cheat on her," "I promise you with every single breath I have that she’ll be treated like a princess," and so on.
Meanwhile my dad would relish on the tense atmosphere and how nervewracked this poor lad is. He’ll sip his tea (he doesn’t drink coffee) real slow, put the cup down, observe my man from head to toe and deliberately lengthen the awkward silence for as long as he could before looking at my lover straight in the eye and ask:
"What’s your intention, son?"
But I know this scene would never become a reality. Although I still love my dad very very much and I bet I’m still his little princess, I’ve become too independent a daughter as to allow him to exercise his paternal prerogative on my life.
My mom did warn me two years ago that no matter what (read: no matter how Westernized I’ve become), my future husband-to-be still has to ask my parents’ permission before proposing to me. She told me that, "It’s just for formalities’ sake. Our answer will always be ‘yes’. It’s just a way of showing respect to us for bringing you up so well, y’know."
Okay mom, whatever…
But back to the whole interrogation scene. That just would never happen, and so, from now on I’ll be my own father. Whenever I’m starting a serious relationship with anyone, I’ll ask him, "What’s your intention? Do you intend to sleep with me tonight and leave me in the morning? Do you intend to have a fling with me for a season and break up as the leaves turn color? Do you intend to charm me, sweep me off my feet and scoot off once the romance settles into a routine? Do you intend to share my happiness and sadness and joy and fear until you realize you can’t share your toothbrush with me? Do you intend to love me and live with me but most probably will run away once in a while? What’s your intention?"
In return, I will be very honest with him too. I’ll tell him that the only thing I love about him is his firm butts and nothing else. I won’t beat around the bush about my desire to bed him another three or four times before the end of the affair. I will not hesitate to say: Yes, I do like you very much but I will never be able to have a serious relationship with you because you don’t know who Milan Kundera is. I will swallow my pride and admit that I’m halfway in love with him and would very much like to have a privileged access into his life.
Some might believe that mystery and guesswork are part of the excitement in the early stages of a relationship. I say, get rid of the bullshit and let’s be clear with our direction. And don’t get me wrong, asking for someone’s intention is not the same as asking someone to promise you the future. I’m not requesting a notarized contract that things will not break in the future or that the sky will always be azure blue whenever we’re together. All I’m asking is his rough conception about where our relationship is going, and hopefully we’re both on the same page. If not, well, I guess it’s a simple "au revoir, no bad feelings, take it easy, good luck and i wish you happiness."
It’s just like graphic design, as I learnt today: you have to know what you want or how you want your end product to look like, before you can start. The final result will probably be different from what you expected, but it’s always good to know approximately where you’re going from the start because otherwise you tend to get lost in the process and end up throwing away a lot of your design that doesn’t seem right. Weird, because you don’t even know what "right" is in the first place. On the other hand, with a clear idea of how you want things to look like, you know how to work things out when certain elements don’t make sense aesthetically.
So…. "what’s your intention, sonny??"- ramblinite | Time: 11:56 pm (UTC+8) No Comments »

